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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through


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getoffmybloghoe:

jpgay:

i hate my dentist 

be nice, he has fillings too 


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  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
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thecityofpawnee:

me applying for jobs

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literallysame:

we need this in emoji form
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